Hello, I'm Myla. I am female, 13, Bi, and located in the US. I enjoy any good music, minecraft, portal 2, Zelda, Doctor Who, Invader Zim, Harry Potter (even though I haven't read the books ^^'), and tumblr. I Hate: racism, sexism, ageism,ignorance, country music, and rap music. Despite this rather boring description I am crazy, I just wanted this to sound somewhat official because I've been too lazy to make a real one.

whatdoyoumeeeeean-howamidoing:

wearetemporarytoday:

anabundanceofcolor:

Oh my god why haven’t I see this before?

What the fuck, is this from Portal??? xD

Yes, it’s GLaDOS who constantly tries to kill you in Portal 2

(Source: thejaggedscript)

whitetextonablackpage:

Joseph was a motherfucking slave and he practically ran Egypt.

Slavery in The Bible was not the same as slavery in Uncle Tom’s Cabin.

(Source: lohan)

(Source: stinson)

you-can-fly:

sol4r-r3t1nop4thy:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!



bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


dying

you-can-fly:

sol4r-r3t1nop4thy:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

dying

(Source: elysian-dreams)

whitetextonablackpage:

damiandominodavis:

amphetaminemuncher:

reilisation:

spiderpornfolder:

fiertecanadienne:

himapapaftw:

motherfuckinggentleman:

well-hello-bright-eyes:

danish-grin-of-deflowerment:

a-raccoon:

kitkatmreow:

terra-shark:

literaryillusions:

marluxiafloris:

invincibleasian:

Amazing Flashdrive
You have most of my doujins
Don’t disappear, please.

Post-it notes You
Have silly things on You but
I like them, yup, end.

Hey there Tyra
What the heck are you doing
Stop creeping on my rave.

Mirror, you are pink
And are Hello Kitty themed
Get out of my life.

Cup, how are you here
I did not even pour you
What are you doing

big white door, so large.
you stop things from coming in.
thank you, big white door.

hello, my dear wall
you keep my building standing
never leave me, wall

i love you house phone
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
oh shut up house phone.

Dear math book you suck
You make me wanna kill myself
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK you
= I

mr. laundry bag
sorry to disappoint but
i will not touch you

Hello dad you
Could you please stop
Looking at my dash

Oh you, dream catcher
You protect me from nightmares
It’s not quite working. 

Oh, my old blue chairA broken back, two screws looseNow, a lowly stool. 

Tasty sour stuff
I don’t want to hit the store
But there’s not enough =)

Oh Amber’s pillow,
You keep my woman’s head safe.
Not mine, damn zipper.

Bottle of liquor
You’re close to being empty
This makes me nervous

Brown dog to my left.
Why do you ignore me so?
I though we were friends.

whitetextonablackpage:

damiandominodavis:

amphetaminemuncher:

reilisation:

spiderpornfolder:

fiertecanadienne:

himapapaftw:

motherfuckinggentleman:

well-hello-bright-eyes:

danish-grin-of-deflowerment:

a-raccoon:

kitkatmreow:

terra-shark:

literaryillusions:

marluxiafloris:

invincibleasian:

Amazing Flashdrive

You have most of my doujins

Don’t disappear, please.

Post-it notes You

Have silly things on You but

I like them, yup, end.

Hey there Tyra

What the heck are you doing

Stop creeping on my rave.

Mirror, you are pink

And are Hello Kitty themed

Get out of my life.

Cup, how are you here

I did not even pour you

What are you doing

big white door, so large.

you stop things from coming in.

thank you, big white door.

hello, my dear wall

you keep my building standing

never leave me, wall

i love you house phone

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

oh shut up house phone.

Dear math book you suck

You make me wanna kill myself

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK you

= I

mr. laundry bag

sorry to disappoint but

i will not touch you

Hello dad you

Could you please stop

Looking at my dash

Oh you, dream catcher

You protect me from nightmares

It’s not quite working. 

Oh, my old blue chair
A broken back, two screws loose
Now, a lowly stool. 

Tasty sour stuff

I don’t want to hit the store

But there’s not enough =)

Oh Amber’s pillow,

You keep my woman’s head safe.

Not mine, damn zipper.

Bottle of liquor

You’re close to being empty

This makes me nervous

Brown dog to my left.

Why do you ignore me so?

I though we were friends.

(Source: frontrowbitches)